meet my toilet friend

i would like you to meet my toilet friend. her name is ma. sandra "phongki" lagat. look at her toilet-y look. ahaha she is my toilet friend coz you can (word) vomit on her without her throwing back at you. i like hanging out with her coz she would just listen to me (since she doesn't have the intellect to be at par with my intelligence.) i just had another crappy session with her that's why i now begin to tell her that she's my toilet. there's a lot of quotables from our very shitty discussion. i forgot to list all of them down but it sure made me feel a little better. i actually advice everyone to go and look for your own toilet.